I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV

I discovered a new medical condition yesterday.

Name: Purse Shoulder
Cause: Heavy purses, carried on either shoulder. Can be aggravated by sleeping on that side of the body.
Symptoms: Pain in the shoulder and neck, tightness, knots, tingling fingers, headaches.
Treatments: Minimize the crap in one's purse, limit acquiring new items when away from one's dwelling for significant periods of time. Robaxacet Platinum, or any other type of pain releiver available. Ignore recomended daily dosage, keyword: recomendation. Massages regularly from a certified professional. Retail therapy should be avoided.
Possible side effects: dry mouth, dizziness, fatique, a burning sensation when ingesting fluids, hair loss, eye twitching.